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Hats Are Like Spanx For Men

3:29 AM

Have you ever met a guy wearing a fitted hat and thought he was just soooo fine? Yeah me too. But here is where the shit gets tricky, he takes off the hat and EVERYTHING changes, he's no longer fine. His head is pointed, he has bad acne, a lazy eye, and is everything you never wanted. Where were all of these flaws when he first approached you? Fitted hats (or any hat)are like Spanx for men. When they come off shit changes;all the flaws are revealed and the shit just isn't that cute anymore. It's a let down to my soul.

There was a time when I had a guy come up to me and introduce himself with a hat on and I thought he was attractive. But then I saw him on another occasion without the hat and I felt as if I had been bamboozled! How dare he take his hat off and not look the same right? Right, I knew you'd agree.

*This post is dedicated to my best friend,she understands*

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